apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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