I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
