You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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