If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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