he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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