I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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