Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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