"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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