I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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