yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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