haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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