I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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