theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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