How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I need to calm my uterus...
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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