Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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