Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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