Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
