is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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