are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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