We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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