he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Randomize
