All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Randomize
