Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
My penis needs a shock collar
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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