I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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