It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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