You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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