I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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