in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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