I hate your face
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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