Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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