You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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