i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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