have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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