things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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