Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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