If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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