you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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