ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
why is half of my head shaved?
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