Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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