at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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