My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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