Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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