it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
