My room smells like vodka and shame
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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