HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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