Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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