for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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