i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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