HIV tests are more positive than that guy
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
