he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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