he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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