6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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