theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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