Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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